face boner
1. A case of classic cheesin in which you cannot wipe the smile from your face. A face boner is usually due to happiness in a relationship but it may be used in other instances as well.
*It is possible to experience a face boner and a real boner simultaneously.
*It is possible to experience a face boner and a real boner simultaneously.
Dude: I totally nailed a smokin' hot babe last night!
Chad: Dude you don't have to tell me, your face boner gave it away!
Chad: Dude you don't have to tell me, your face boner gave it away!
Face Boner
When you get a hard on from seeing a only a cute/attractive face.
Damn, that Ariana Grande pic gave me a wicked Face Boner.
Face-boner
Something that really sucks, or is really depressing
My birthday was a total face-boner again
Boner face
One's facial expression when they have a boner.
It is more to do with the horny aura than with an actual boner. There is a slight smile, glint in the eyes and laid back body with the dick as the controller of all thoughts.
It is more to do with the horny aura than with an actual boner. There is a slight smile, glint in the eyes and laid back body with the dick as the controller of all thoughts.
I thought Colt would for sure smash that girl! He had such a boner face!
boner-face
The face one makes when they have what they think to be a great idea and get very excited. Similar to the face made when popping a boner.
Matt had such a boner-face when he talked about his idea to spend spring break in Cancun.
Boner Face
Ones facial expression at the initial sight of something or someone that turns them on unexpectedly
Man I hope that chick didn't see my boner face!
boner-face
Noun- this is an insult when someone is fugly, and looks like they have a boner on their face.
That Colin sure is a boner-face.
Dude, how can you think Hilary Duff is hot? She is a major boner-face!
Dude, how can you think Hilary Duff is hot? She is a major boner-face!