Altiturd
The act of taking a massive shit in an airplane lavatory
A massive turd at high altitude, hence the name
A massive turd at high altitude, hence the name
"I had a massive altiturd while on my way to San Francisco. I think some of the people in the back row could smell it"
"Gimme a minute. I gotta drop an altiturd"
"Gimme a minute. I gotta drop an altiturd"