Fail Scratcher
When at a festival and somebody does a shout in an attempt to get a reply from a stranger. If there is no return shout, this is a Fail Scratcher.
Optimistic Stranger: "BUTT SCRATCHER!!!"
*Silence....*
Other festival goer: "What a Fail Scratcher."
*Silence....*
Other festival goer: "What a Fail Scratcher."