Alve

A very handsome man, he has a very very unhuman large penis. Loves girls and is very talented at what he does. Very good footballer and also very good at games. Girls always get wet when they se Alve

Alve is a name based on old scandinavian word for elf. Alves usually have bitemarks and a crooked nose. Alves are rearily seen socialising and spend all their time indoors. Alves can be described as Gollum with a witches nose.

Alve.

a la verga

an individual who is a demon in the inside, but on the outside is a funny, idiotic, and smartass bitch, who plays Minecraft!

alves is when you are hotter then all the super models in the woirld put together.

Acronym It is an idiomatic expression from México n it means a la verga, if we translate it, it says to the cock but it doesn't mean anything just you can use it with people that speak SPANISH, it's like oh shit!.