Fantastard
A combination of the words 'fantastic' and 'bastard', meaning "Fantastic Bastard"
"The boss didn't give me a raise, even though I managed to sell 500 tonnes of snow to the Icelandic government last week"
"That fantastard! You should go and brick him in the kidneys and throw him off a bridge."
"That fantastard! You should go and brick him in the kidneys and throw him off a bridge."