fappy
A feeling of emotion; in the mood to fap, or masturbate.
Tim was very fappy last night- he went through three boxes of tissues!
fappy
When you are so happy you decide to bust a nut
John was so fappy last night, he masturbated for hours
fappy
The art of giving a red headed woman sloppy fanny pashes.
Darryl claims that Portia's vagina flushed over 2 litres when he gave her a fappy.
Fappiness
The feeling of contentment after jerking off.
"Why's Brian grinning?"
"He's in a state of extreme fappiness."
"He's in a state of extreme fappiness."
Fappy
The state of simultaneously being full and happy.
After scrounging down that huge burrito, Jimmy felt pleasently fappy.
fappie
Person who masturbates a lot to porn; usu. porn involving tentacles and small children.
*abusive mother walks into room* "Hey, you damn fappie, get up, we're going to visit daddy again"
Fappy
A person who loves to fap and happy while doing it
Man, him and her had a fun time being fappy with each other