Farpoon
While taking a shit, you fart with enough propulsion as a harpoon gun to shoot it into the bowl
“Yo man that farpoon felt amazing afterwards”
“You’re a weird person for liking that”
“You’re a weird person for liking that”
farpoon
Farpoon: far-pussy
Use when referring to a hot but distant female.
Example:
Bro#1: damn man check that girl out over there.
Bro#2: ya bro that's some farpoon.
Example:
Bro#1: damn man check that girl out over there.
Bro#2: ya bro that's some farpoon.
Farpoon
(v) Farpoon - A fart, specifically delivered by a female while a gentleman is spooning her, much to the disgruntle of said gent'.
pt - Farpooned - To have been farted on whilst spooning a female, generally felt by means of a penile vibration whilst dozing off.
pt - Farpooned - To have been farted on whilst spooning a female, generally felt by means of a penile vibration whilst dozing off.
"Aww fuck, man! I nearly shat the bed, she farted against me dick as I gave her a cuddle!"
"Yeah mate....sounds like you've been farpooned"
"I woke with such a startle; like a mini earthquake had just hit my cock....I think the dirty cow had farpooned me!"
"Yeah mate....sounds like you've been farpooned"
"I woke with such a startle; like a mini earthquake had just hit my cock....I think the dirty cow had farpooned me!"