fat matt
dumb pothead communist. one who likes to be paranoid,indecicive and straight up homosexual. gay porn excites him.
quit being fat matt you stupid pussy
Fat Matt Plumpkin
A big for nothing bitch. In their natural habitat they can be found sucking major dick in the Toronto, Oh area… you can often find them struggling to get back up off of their knees due to the fact that they are so top heavy.
“Is that a fat hooker walking down the road?”
“Is it a homosexual cow?!”
“Oh… no. It’s just fat matt plumpkin.”
“Is it a homosexual cow?!”
“Oh… no. It’s just fat matt plumpkin.”
Fat Matt The Rat
The act of putting giant blocks of cheese into ones asshole for a big hairy rodent to munch on dat ass hole while achieving orgasm.
Simpson loves a good Fat Matt The Rat