fatty fatty four by four
A rhyme about someone who is 4ft tall and 4ft wide who is such a fatty they'll even eat their own shit.
Fatty fatty four by four,
Couldn't fit through the bathroom door.
So they shit on the floor,
Licked it up and said, "Can I have some more?"
Couldn't fit through the bathroom door.
So they shit on the floor,
Licked it up and said, "Can I have some more?"