Fellacio
A word that no one would ever use to refer to a blowjob, and if people do they will most likely not receive one. But society today has to have a "proper word for everything because something like "blow job" is too vulgar.
Would you like to preform fellacio on me ma'am?
fellacio
a synonym for a "blow job" meaning oral sex on the male penis. Generally a heterosexual practice, however, also practiced by gays. Very common in prison and somewhat hard to attain from your girlfriend :(
the female unbuttons the males pants, pulls out his reproductive organ, and places her mouth on it, allowing it to enter and exit = fellacio
chicken fellacio
Cover your dick in glue and birdseed. Then have 20 chickens peck at your dick
Person 1: Cletus, is you still fuckin' yo sista?
Person 2: Nah man, I do that chicken Fellacio
Person 2: Nah man, I do that chicken Fellacio
self fellacio
Giving head to ones self
My girlfriend was out of town last night, so, I partook in some 'self fellacio'