Fibbly-Dingle-Hopper
A common British substance made of pilk, Rubbing alcohol, battery acid, and butternut squash in a jar, and shoving it up your anus to get the sensation of being British for 22 hours 43 minutes and 28.645 seconds.
I took a Fibbly-Dingle-Hopper this mornin' mate. I'm eatin' colours and beans on toast!