FIFA Poop
When you really have to take a dump, but you're in the middle of a game of FIFA (I.E. Ultimate team). Usually results in 30 minutes of pain ending in shitting your pants.
You: Oh fuck I'm going to explode
FIFA: Fuck your needs were about to demolish that little bitch xXYOLO420SWaGXx 5-0
You: ahh ok *FIFA Poops pants*
FIFA: Fuck your needs were about to demolish that little bitch xXYOLO420SWaGXx 5-0
You: ahh ok *FIFA Poops pants*