figures
An expression used when someone does something typical for them to do. Usually used in disappointment (in the person, in the situation, and/or in themselves for not predicting it would happen).
"Did you do my laundry like I asked?"
"Oh, I forgot."
"Figures."
"Oh, I forgot."
"Figures."
figures
Used to describe irony, or a situation when one feels nothing else could go wrong.
(when a tire goes flat after visiting the tire dealer) Fuckin' figures!
figuratively
What everybody means when they say "literally".
-Dude, I literally had smoke coming out of my ears!
-Really? Don't you mean you figuratively had smoke coming out of your ears, or did you really have smoke leaking out of your earholes?
-Really? Don't you mean you figuratively had smoke coming out of your ears, or did you really have smoke leaking out of your earholes?
Figured
Assumed something using both knowledge and common sense
"Sorry I didn't answer the phone I was busy" "ya that's what I figured"
Figures
Large amount of money
I just want to stack figures
Figure
A digit of someone's net worth.
"Rich nigga, eight figure, that's my type"
- Saweetie, 2019
- Saweetie, 2019
Figured
To be resolved, not an issue or concern.
"I wanna go out at 9, but I get off at 8:45"
"No sweat, it'll all get Figured"
"No sweat, it'll all get Figured"