Amberdubien
A clinically obese female (or male) that lurks in the shadows of alcohol-serving establishments who prays on innocent, grossly intoxicated persons.
"Alissa's boyfriend cheated on her with a complete amberdubien!"
"1: Did you see that human whale eye-ing the bouncer over there?
2: Oh, she was such an amberdubien!"
"1: Did you see that human whale eye-ing the bouncer over there?
2: Oh, she was such an amberdubien!"