Ambrosian
An Ambrosian is one of the finest, sexiest, most intellectual men ever known to man. A pupil of St.Ambrose College (A.K.A. The college of knowledge).
EXAMPLE 1.Girl 1: “hey look, it’s an ambrosian!”
Girl 2: “back off he’s mine!”
EXAMPLE 2. Man: “I’m really cool”
Ambrosian: “listen here you inferior little shit”
Girl 2: “back off he’s mine!”
EXAMPLE 2. Man: “I’m really cool”
Ambrosian: “listen here you inferior little shit”
Ambrosian Wax Wrap
After burning a candle long enough for most of the wax to melt, blow out the candle and dip your penis into it for pleasure. This will also double as a slim fitting condom once the wax dries.
I didn't have any condoms and limited time for forplay, so I just used an Ambrosian Wax Wrap last night. Felt better then that fire and ice shit, plus its like a condom with a no slip grip.