Five-corn-five

Preferably done in the doggy position, this involves screwing a chick vaginally (the 5 position in hockey) and then quickly slamming it in her ass (cornhole hence “corn”) to build up hersy head. The move is completed by then reinserting the now shit-stained penis back into her vagina (5 position again).

A successful five-corn-five will usually result in a staph infection of some sort.