fudatile
adj. - so incapable of producing any useful result that it should not have even been attempted in the first place. could be an amalgamation of futile and juvenile.
The redditor's attempt to talk to a real human female was fudatile.
fudatile
adj. so incapable of producing any useful result that it never should have been attempted; embarrassingly pointless. (Possible amalgamation of futile and juvenile)
The Redditor’s attempt to woo a human woman was fudatile.