Gnomosexual
adj. Sexually attracted to short people.
"Allie hooked up with another short bloke last night, I'm starting to think she might be gnomosexual."
Gnomosexual
A gnome that likes to fuck other gnomes
You fucking gnomosexual! I thought your wife was a night elf!
Gnomosexual
A garden or yard gnome of the homosexual persuasion.
Bryan The Gnome is an avid gnomosexual.
gnomosexual
Sexually attracted to highly intelligent persons and/or interpreters of the same or opposite gender.
Derp 1: Why's Bob all over Janice? All she does after interpreting at CERN conferences is go home and play Scrabble online.
Derp 2: He must be a gnomosexual. He's been looking up local linguistics seminars to take her out to.
Derp 1: There's this video place down the street, they have all kinds of tongue on those Blu-Rays in the back room.
Derp 2: He must be a gnomosexual. He's been looking up local linguistics seminars to take her out to.
Derp 1: There's this video place down the street, they have all kinds of tongue on those Blu-Rays in the back room.
Gnomosexual
Adj. - To be sexually attracted to Gnomes
"All the ladies turned Gnomosexual once Gnomie walked in the room"