Halpin
Something that mysteryisly gets stuck in a butt at night.
He woke up with a halpin in his butt.
Halpin
A person who passes out after one gib, normally a queer as well
That kid just pulled a Halpin, he's passed out!
halpined
An unjustified layoff, when a top performer is the victim of corporate downsizing.
Annabelle was shocked to learn after 15 years of stellar performance, she had been halpined.
Jamie halpin
That emo child in school that listens to Oprah not being funny but simply because he likes it for some reason. He aspires to work in a church to hear confections.
*Walks past Jamie Halpin*
Guy 1 - Holy Shit! Was that guy seriously listening to Oprah music.
Guy 2 - Dale, I believe he was..
Guy 1 - Holy Shit! Was that guy seriously listening to Oprah music.
Guy 2 - Dale, I believe he was..