Hyperlolzies
Extreme lollification. Where "LOL", "LMFAO", "ROFL", etc will not convey the true magnitude of ones e-laughter, hyperlolzies will fill the void. Usually used in a manner to convey contempt for all lolling.
Person A "OMG i've just been shot! lol"
Person B "you'll probably die. Hyperlolzies"
Person B "you'll probably die. Hyperlolzies"