I'll be in the kitchen with your mom.
If you're stuttering, and in an awkward part of a conversation, say this to make the other person feel awkward instead.
Person: "How's your relationship going?"
You: ...
Person: "Oh you guys broke up?"
You: "I'll be in the kitchen with your mom."
Person: ...
You: ...
Person: "Oh you guys broke up?"
You: "I'll be in the kitchen with your mom."
Person: ...
I'll be in the kitchen with your mom.
If you're in an awkward situation, say this to make the other person feel uncomfortable instead.
Person: "How's your relationship going?"
You: ...
Person: ?
You: "I'll be in the kitchen with your mom."
Person: ...
You: ...
Person: ?
You: "I'll be in the kitchen with your mom."
Person: ...