inverallochy
Inverallochy is a small village in the far corners of the north east of Scotland, also known as Cotton. Here it rains milk and honey as it is the true promised land, unlike those filthy inbred quities from St.Combs some people may think Inverallochy is belger but they are far wrong that is the retarded neighbours that live across the road in Cairnbulg
Tourist "hey I want to visit Inverallochy or as you call it belger"
Cottoner "how dare you, filthy quitie
Cottoner "how dare you, filthy quitie