suicide dating
Getting caught up in the moment so that you have an entire relationship in the course of a week then realize that it was a giant mistake and would have rather died than waste your time like that.
C: Hey what happened between you and "That Guy"?
K: Ugh, we were totally suicide dating, I can't believe I did that!
K: Ugh, we were totally suicide dating, I can't believe I did that!
A Suicide Date
A Suicide Date is when you date someone so horrible, or so unbearable they make you want to kill yourself because they make your suffering that much more miserable
No, Wait! Johnny Don't take that cyanide!
Sorry Tim, just went on a Suicide Date and now I wanna fucking die
Sorry Tim, just went on a Suicide Date and now I wanna fucking die