Marlynda
A stick that walks, talks, breaths, and doesn't pick up after it's self. Also seen making love to branches.
"FUCK!! That Marlynda left a dead horse in my pool!"
Person 1:"I looked out my window and there was a stick riding a branch."
Person 2:"Oh, that must have been Marlynda..."
Person 1:"I looked out my window and there was a stick riding a branch."
Person 2:"Oh, that must have been Marlynda..."
Pulling a Marlynda
v. one who knows that others like them and pretend that no one does so others will say "of course they do"
ex: "Im fat"
ex: "no one likes me"
She knows shes hott, shes pulling a marlynda.
ex: "no one likes me"
She knows shes hott, shes pulling a marlynda.