Melancholicolica
A state of realization that one is even more depressed when drunk than when sober.
Person A: "What's the matter?"
Person B: "I'm suffering from melancholicolica."
Person A: "You know that drinking is bad for your depression."
Person B: "Yah, I know."
Person B: "I'm suffering from melancholicolica."
Person A: "You know that drinking is bad for your depression."
Person B: "Yah, I know."