mouth aids

Also known as Dickinson syndrome. Started when Robert Dickinson, a 17 year old student, had oral sex with a dead otter. Since, it has developed into an international epidemic, after Dickinson began preying on drunken girls, going as low as 15 year olds!!!! It affects the mouth, causing excessive drooling, hairy tounge, and a constant taste of cinnamon. It also, slowly erodes the tongue, and can lead to constipation and the shits will follow.

When you've been out on the sesh drinking lots of alcohol and necking lots of strangers.... and your mouth just feels dirty and diseased.