neglectisaucer

More appropriate name for the common exersaucer, a stationary entertainment device where a parent can leave their child unaccompanied, as long as they don't read the instructions. It has no wheels so it's perfectly safe for long periods. It is usually stained red from tomato sauce and every seam has a crunchy film of artificial cheese. It is entirely plastic, so you never have to buy one. If no one you know has one left over, you can find it on the curb of any suburban street.