nickleback

a band that really sucks the penis.

Normally a homosexual act of leaving a small deposit of semen mixed with faeces left on the other males back after anal penetration. Generally similar in size & colour to a nickel.

Generic white guy under 50. Used because the mere mention of the band elicits rage in white dude.

Hey nickleback, this music sucks.

Why do these fucking nicklebacks need to play acoustic covers of 90's R&B?

The very epitome of bubblegum pop shit. Chad Kroeger sounds like he’s sucking a giant squid’s cock. Honestly, I’d rather hear 100 hours of fart noises mixed with Nyan Cat than listen to 1 second of Nickleback. The guitar is autotuned as fuck, and you can barely hear the drums or the bass. The only good thing that Nickleback have done is that they’ve made a great cover of Sad But True by Metallica.

A practical joke where one purchases several Nickleback songs on the bar jukebox just before leaving. It's a way to ruin everyone's night by forcing them to listen to Nickleback without having to suffer through it yourself.

The act of sing or yelling while taking a large and painful crap.

Shorthand for any terrible, redneck, cousin-fucking band using overblown vocals, unimaginative guitar riffs, clichéd lyrics an 11-year-old could write, and generally mind-numbingly boring, predictable musical devices in the vein of Creed, another horrifically unoriginal, grating band, but with shitty Christian lyrics.