Nurple
Forceful pressure applied to one's nipple by another living thing. Varieties of nurples are defined by the color of the skin surrounding the areola post-nurple, the ideal post-nurple coloration being violet; hence, 'purple nurple.'
Popping out of the shadows, he deftly clamped his thumb and forefinger down upon Dave's nipple- a purple nurple had been administered.
Nurple
1) The after effect of the squeezing of the nipple. 2) Most refer to this as a "Purple Nurple".
I was given a purple nurple and it really hurt.
Nurple
A word originating from South African Boarding schools, used to describe the colour of someone's backside after receiving a beating with a cane by a headmaster. Nurple is a combo of the words 'Numb' and 'Purple'...
ie. "I was beaten until I was nurple (numb and purple)...
Nurple
The code name for a significant other, which is used so you can talk about him/her during business hours without attracting suspicion.
"Boy, I love my Nurple," or "Have you seen my Nurple today?"
Nurple
the sibling of your brother or sister in law
"these are my brother-in-laws sisters - my nurples, Sally and Jen"
Nurples
Pregnant woman nipples. Usually grossly distended and the size of dinner plates.
"I wish I'd have the baby already. My nurples are sore."
Nurples
The useless "nipples" that are on male cats.
Grey kitty likes it when you rub his nurples.