Stand and Serve

Whilst standing at the stove cooking some bacon for a hearty breakfast one "serves," i.e. ejaculates in their lady's mouth, who has been on her knees providing oral stimulation. Usually performed by weightlifting types who want all the bacon for themselves and force their lady to have semen for breakfast.

1) I gave my girlfriend the stand and serve this morning before she went to work. She had to get another shower because she was covered in bacon grease and my semen.

2) Lady: Can't you cook something besides bacon while you stand and serve me?

Man: No Slut! I need that protein for my squat tonight!

俚语	stand and serve
释义	Stand and Serve Whilst standing at the stove cooking some bacon for a hearty breakfast one "serves," i.e. ejaculates in their lady's mouth, who has been on her knees providing oral stimulation. Usually performed by weightlifting types who want all the bacon for themselves and force their lady to have semen for breakfast. 1) I gave my girlfriend the stand and serve this morning before she went to work. She had to get another shower because she was covered in bacon grease and my semen. 2) Lady: Can't you cook something besides bacon while you stand and serve me? Man: No Slut! I need that protein for my squat tonight!
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