phalangeenis
The strange phenomenon when a hand grows in place of your penis, making everything but nut grabs extremely inefficient.
Bob: I was in a fight with Todd the other day
Jake: Did you win?
Bob: Nah, he crushed my nuts in a killer phalangeenis jab
Jake: Aww man, what a bummer!
Bob: Nah, that came later
Jake: Did you win?
Bob: Nah, he crushed my nuts in a killer phalangeenis jab
Jake: Aww man, what a bummer!
Bob: Nah, that came later