Pissed Craterson
The art of being so drunk that you get chucked out of the same club every single time you go, followed by pushing local residents bins over on the way home.
Shaznay, warning Heather: "don't get too batterama that you turn Pissed Craterson, I'm not staying with you if you're going to be banging your fists against the floor crying because the bouncers kicked you out."