plug the hole
to fix a recurring problem. Derived from the BP mess in the gulf.
Frank, we have recurring service issues with home office!
Sam, we have to plug the hole now!
Sam, we have to plug the hole now!
a ring doesn't plug a hole
This is a phrase used when saying that married women sleep around with other males that she is not married to. Just because a woman is married (and has a ring), doesn't mean she doesn't want her hole plugged by someone else.
Friend: Hey, that girl is really cute, but she's married so I can't mess with her.
You: Hey, a ring doesn't plug a hole. Go for it.
You: Hey, a ring doesn't plug a hole. Go for it.
Did you plug the hole yet, Daddy?
A lighthearted way of asking someone if an ongoing problem has yet been addressed. From a question asked President Barack Obama by his daughter, Malia, in regard to the disastrous 2010 British Petroleum / Deepwater Horizon oil spill in the Gulf of Mexico.
"Did you plug the hole yet, Daddy?" the farmer's wife asked her husband after he came back from trying yet again to get the neighbor's horses out of the cornfield.
plug hole
A persons asshole.
Guy 1: That girl I'm dating loves to get plugged in her plug hole. Guy 2: Man that's nasty. You got shit on your dick.
that don't plug the hole
The standard reply to someone pointing out that the female you are interested in is married.
Bob: What are you looking at her for?
Joe: She's attractive.
Bob: Did you know she's already married.
Joe: Well, that don't plug the hole.
Joe: She's attractive.
Bob: Did you know she's already married.
Joe: Well, that don't plug the hole.