poop-fogged
Distraction caused by the imminent and urgent need to have a bowl movement aka, drop a deuce, pinch a loaf
Sorry honey I forgot to pick up bread, I was poop-fogged.
poop fog
The foggy brown water still remaining after you've flushed a massive poo.
Person 1: "you take a shit?"
Person 2: "nah dude"
Person 1: "bullshit there's obvious poop fog in the toilet"
Person 2: "nah dude"
Person 1: "bullshit there's obvious poop fog in the toilet"