Procrascination
The act of running away from revision or an important deadline by becoming passionately interested in something which would normally be boring. Usually induced by a combination of stress and the internet.
"I shouldn't have gone on Wikipedia - I got a procrascination for the moons of Jupiter and now I've got to write fifteen thousand words on the Spanish civil war by tomorrow."
"I failed my degree because I developed a procrascination for finding the optimal way to use the golden mushroom in Mario Kart 64."
"I failed my degree because I developed a procrascination for finding the optimal way to use the golden mushroom in Mario Kart 64."
Procrascinate
To be a bitch. Often confused with Procrastinate, but understandably so, and deserves to be forgiven, and praised.
Waffles is so procrascinate.