Republic of Florida Militia
A 3-member club of fat kids in Tallahassee who work part time at local fast food franchises. They meet monthly in their parent's basements to discuss video games news and little known Dungeon's & Dragons facts. After said meeting they dress in camouflage and assist the Boy Scouts of America in walking the sidewalks and picking up litter.
I thought I wanted to be in the Republic of Florida Militia, but I really just wanted to impregnate a fat chick with blue hair.