shit slapper
A gnome that likes to tickle your asshole so much that you shit, and he slaps it back up. Usually causes constipation.
G-nome must have been angry. Heard he was a real shit slapper.
shit slapper
A nome with an intense lust to slap your shit repeatedly until he orgasms in which he then proceeds to eat it and jump back into your yard.
Man that g-nome was a real shit slapper. I don't even need a toilet.