shred the lettuce
lettuce = hair. shredding the lettuce means pushing or maneuvering hair in a certain direction.
barber: how do you do your hair usually?
guy: usually i just shred the lettuce to the side
guy: usually i just shred the lettuce to the side
Shred the Lettuce
The act of going down on a female and eating her out.
Shred the Lettuce.
Guy 1: Did you have sex with her last night?
Guy 2: No, But I shredded the Lettuce.
Male: I really want to shred the lettuce.
Female: What's shred the lettuce?
Male: It means I'm going to eat you out.
Guy 1: Did you have sex with her last night?
Guy 2: No, But I shredded the Lettuce.
Male: I really want to shred the lettuce.
Female: What's shred the lettuce?
Male: It means I'm going to eat you out.