taking a fuck
When you give so few fucks about something, that you actually start to take fucks instead.
Person 1: Do you even give a fuck?
Person 2: I give so few fucks that I'm actually taking a fuck.
Person 2: I give so few fucks that I'm actually taking a fuck.
take a fucking sip, babes
“Take a Fucking Sip, Babes” is a an expression referencing an image of Kermit the Frog sipping a mug of tea, which is typically used to patronizingly indicate that someone is ignorant or naive
take a fucking sip, babes
Shit i need to take a fuck
when you need to take a fucking shit but your mind in not working so you "shit i need to take a fuck" - blake earle 2016
"shit i need to take a fuck" friend- "wait wut did u say m8?" u- "sorry need to take a shit i meant br0"
joke em if they can't take a fuck!
Who the fuck cares
fuck em if they can't take a joke, what????
Joke em if they can't take a fuck!
Joke em if they can't take a fuck!
take a flying fuck
An infinitely more complicated and interesting way to tell someone to fuck off.
"He asked if he could bang my sister, and I told him to take a flying fuck at the moon!"
Taking me the fuck out
When the sheer audacity of something has you ctfu.
Popularized Twitch streamer NickDominates.
Popularized Twitch streamer NickDominates.
This new Lilsimsie video is taking me the fuck out.
That angry Karen in Walgreens at checkout took me tf out. That shit was funny asf.
That angry Karen in Walgreens at checkout took me tf out. That shit was funny asf.
Take a wild fucking guess
Remark used when someone asks a question about something especially when it's really stupid.
Dumbass: What's wrong?
*Looks around the destroyed city*
Guy: What's wrong? Take a wild fucking guess.
*Looks around the destroyed city*
Guy: What's wrong? Take a wild fucking guess.