THE BURLAP
This is the newest form of S.T.D. it is transmitted by having sexual intercourse with an old bag.
That 65 year old skank gave me a bad case of the burlap when she sat on my face
burlap
an expression used to pertain to something that cannot be adequately expressed or explained. Also means whatever the user wants that is unspeakable.
I saw the burlap!
I found the burlap in you
I will burlap my way to love.
I found the burlap in you
I will burlap my way to love.
burlapping
Verb. The act of stretching your sack to cover someone's face and/or head as if to pull a burlap sack over them. This can also be referred to as the chloroform rag.
Last night, I was burlapping this rogue-ass bitch on a pole and she totally passed out
burlap
A sexual act consisting of the insertion of one person's scrotum into another person's anus. Can be nonconsensual/consensual and homo/heterosexual. The word may be used as a verb, noun, or in rare situations, as a present-pluperfect adjectival impersonal pronoun.
Dude, I just burlapped the hell out of that chick.
When she asked for burlap, I couldn't believe it...
You're into burlap? Ewww!
When she asked for burlap, I couldn't believe it...
You're into burlap? Ewww!
burlap
Like gnarly, only more so.
Dude, the waves look so burlap.
burlap ting
A derogatory way to insinuate that someone's clothing is not to the highest standard, informally used within the Southern suburbs in England.
"oh yeah bruv, man's got dat burlap ting"
ripping burlap
to fart, break wind, or other wise create a stink
Dude I ate a bunch of white castle and now i cant stop ripping burlap.