The Cold Front
When you submerge your dick and balls into ice cold water and once completely numb, fuck your girl.
“Bro last night was crazy, ‘the cold front’ came through while we were fucking.”
Cold Front
When someone looks hot from the back but ugly from the front.
As I was driving down the street I noticed a hot ass walking on the sidewalk. After I passed and checked in the rearview mirror I noticed that she was just a cold front.
Cold fronting
Acting distant AF when all you want to do is be close to someone. But it is the right thing to do. Even if it feels wrong.
Pam: Hey! It’s been a minute. Do you wanna hang out?
Jim: I can’t. I don’t have time.
Pam: I need a sweater cus you’re straight up cold fronting.
Jim: I can’t. I don’t have time.
Pam: I need a sweater cus you’re straight up cold fronting.
Cold Front
When you wet your hand, put it in a freezer, then fist a girl
Dude: how'd last night go?
Bro: she was so hot I cooled her down with a cold front
Bro: she was so hot I cooled her down with a cold front
cold front
The smell of someone sadly attempting to cover up a fart by spraying lots of perfume/ cologne
“Ugh it smells like a cold front in here”
“Who would cold front in a bathroom?”
“Who would cold front in a bathroom?”
Alaskan Cold Front
When you turn the freezer too low while performing a Charleston Chocolate Banana.
"Oh shit my dick fell off, I think I accidentally did an Alaskan Cold Front."
Canadian Cold Front
The act of stuffing a snow cone into a woman's vagina and proceeding to eat the remnants.
My boyfriend gave me a Canadian Cold Front last night. It was amazing.
I gave my girlfriend a Canadian Cold Front last night and it tasted damn good, better than her usual fishy taste.
I gave my girlfriend a Canadian Cold Front last night and it tasted damn good, better than her usual fishy taste.