the gordon ramsey
You cook for your girl but forget to wash your hands after handling jalapenos. Then decide to have sex with her. Thus spreading that jalapeno to her vagina causing burning pain.
Guy 1: "My girl loved dinner but I forgot to wash my hands."
Guy 2: " oh shit! You performed the Gordon Ramsey! I bet that sucked for her! "
Guy 2: " oh shit! You performed the Gordon Ramsey! I bet that sucked for her! "
Gordon Ramsey
Angry chef who will yell, curse, throw things, and scream if things don't go his way. But he's a kick-ass chef.
Gordon Ramsey: How long for the wellingtons?
Chef: 3 minutes!
GR: You donkey!
Chef: 3 minutes!
GR: You donkey!
Gordon Ramsey
A British chief that screams to much and does know where the fuck the lamb sauce is.
Gordon Ramsey : “THE FUCK IS THE LAMB SAUCE?!”
Gordon Ramsey
The king of roasts (a.k.a) jesus (in my opinion)
Jake from hells kitchen- I made a wellington steak
Gordon Ramsey- Your "wellington steak looks like a "wellington boot
Gordon Ramsey- Your "wellington steak looks like a "wellington boot
Gordon Ramsey
The man just about ready to kill or torture you for making the worst or even a small mistake on a recipe or food.
Cook me higher Gordon Ramsey
The Gordon Ramsey
Setting a person on fire for bad cooking
The Taliban pulled The Gordon Ramsey by allegedly setting a woman on fire for "Bad Cooking".
Gordon Ramsey
An English, foul-mouthed cook who can't stand still.
MAN: Hey, are you Gordon Ramsey?
GORDON RAMSEY: Yes.
MAN: Go away!
GORDON RAMSEY: Yes.
MAN: Go away!