The Great Noogri
A Scottish man that has somewhat of a raspy accent. Everybody worships him like a god and bow down to him when he passes. For some odd reason, he forces you to eat your haggis, otherwise he will eat your ass. The Great Noogri likes to refer to himself in third person.
(In raspy, Scottish accent)" Eat your haggis or The Great Noogri will eat your ass!"