Tiger Nuts
Often used in the context of a "bowl of" or "a gallon of" Tiger Nuts. Tiger Nuts supplies a measurement tool for expressing the "amazingness" of a situation.
Guy 1:"Yo, I just won a new car."
Guy 2:"That's a fucking bowl of Tiger Nuts!"
Guy1:"And I fucked that hot bitch Stephanie."
Guy 2:"My bad, that's a fucking Gallon of Tiger Nuts right there!"
Guy 2:"That's a fucking bowl of Tiger Nuts!"
Guy1:"And I fucked that hot bitch Stephanie."
Guy 2:"My bad, that's a fucking Gallon of Tiger Nuts right there!"
Tiger nut
When you have a poo, and the hairs around your bum hole get stuck to it.
John: my arse is killing
James: why, are you gay
John: No i had a tiger nut this morning
James: why, are you gay
John: No i had a tiger nut this morning