Toaster Strudel
n. (tō′stər - stro̅o̅d′l) a. The sexual act of making a design with your semen on your partner (usually while ejaculating), much like you would make a design with the icing on a Toaster Strudel.
Tim: Hey John, did you go home with that slutty waitress last night?
John: Yeah, I gave that bitch a Toaster Strudel.
John: Yeah, I gave that bitch a Toaster Strudel.
Toaster Strudel
The most dank-ass pastry one can buy from a supermarket. Fried dough on the outside and delicious jam sauce in the inside. The better version of poptart.
What's that chronic pastry you got?
Its a toaster strudel brah
Its a toaster strudel brah
Toaster Strudeled
When a male ejaculates onto his partner, giving her the appearance of being freshly iced like a toaster strudel. Then begins to talk about feeling so that the female remains trapped there like prey.
Nina: Yeah, he totally toaster strudeled me last night and I had to friendzone him and couldn’t leave.
Toaster Strudel
To "Toaster Strudel" is to ejaculate on your partners chest or back in a wavy pattern which mirrors a toaster strudel.
Hey Naomi, Do you want to make a toaster strudel?
Toaster Strudel
The rich man's poptart.
Mom: Hey kids, I bought Toaster Strudel.
Kids: Yes!!!
Kids: Yes!!!
Toaster Strudel
n
A delicious pastry, far superior in manufacture to the Pop Tart.
A delicious pastry, far superior in manufacture to the Pop Tart.
I would like to eat that Toaster Strudel, please.
Toaster Strudel
When you cum over a girl so much it looks like you covered her with cum like you cover a toaster strudel with icing.
I came so much over jenny that she looked like a toaster strudel.