unky
(n) a name given to a lifelong friend, someone who shares your interests and who would serve as an uncle to your offspring.
Is Unky Fred coming to the party? I can't wait to see him!
unky
Word used to describe the state of being commonly associated with being lonesome.
I'm so damn unky I think I'll by a cat and eat some cheese.
unky
The feeling you get when a piece of cheese is shoved up your nose
Oohh, i feel unky now!
unky
A slang term for an uncircumcised penis.
Man that girl Katie gets real wet whenever she hears a guy has an unky.
Unkie
To avoid doing a typically strenuous physical activity, primarily due to old age and lack of physical activity
Dude, I was supposed to split firewood tonight after work, but when I got home I just unkied on the couch
Unkie
An "unkie" is an internationally recognized unit of measurement equivalent to 233 pounds.
Brah, I managed to pull 2 unkies for 5 reps last week. SWOLE......
unkie
Best uncle ever
Unkie is amazing