utility belt
The act wherein a man tucks his erect penis behind the waistband of his pants in order to conceal it from onlookers.
Bob popped a boner in math class talking to Susie so he pulled a utility belt and tucked it when she wasn't looking.
Joe Rogan Utility Belt
Fanny pack
I don't want someone to make fun of my fanny pack, so I call it a Joe Rogan utility belt.