Van Note

A transvestite. A girl who pretends to be a girl but really has a penis.

See: Chicks with Dicks

A girl with a biiiiggg vageeeen

A fetish where one fills the back of a cargo van with zip-lock bags full of warm gravy, dons a bondage suit complete with metal studs then dives into the pile of bags and pretends to seizure. Can also be performed in a kiddy pool. In Germany the zip-locks are replaced with condoms. Named after the famous incident of the epileptic working in the kitchen of dennys on all you can eat biscuits and gravy day. Who seized and created sloppy history on the kitchen floor.

When you sling your meat into a lady then drive her to a relatives grave and tell her this is her last stop, that's the best she's ever going to have.