wankadiddiley
a person that suffers from excessive thrapping off, or, wanking, is know to have 'wankadidley', a self inflicited disorder. This can lead to problems such as sore tip, baron bollocks syndrome, and excessive knob cheese.
" im on to my 9th tug of the day, i hope i dont have that 'wankadiddiley' everyone keeps banging on about"