whoarph
The act of inhaling expelled gasses of a decaying human body. Exercised by way of one or more of the natural oraphices of the corpse at a certain point in the decaying process. Typically extracted from the corpse orally, rectally, or vaginally, with rare instances ocurring by passage through the nostrils or ear canal.
"I went ahead and whoarphed Martha this morning before breakfast, which was steak and eggs by the way..."